Assistant Editor, Spin Magazine.
Columbia Journalism School Class of 2014
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Former Arts Editor of Boston College's independent student newspaper The Heights.
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There’s one scene in The Sound of Music where Maria takes the children out for the day and at one point she asks them what songs they know, to which Louisa replies “we don’t even know to sing”

Oh Louisa… poor poor Louisa… if you only knew the betrayal

Your eldest sister has known how all along and she didn’t tell you shit

She’s been sneaking out into the garden to sing songs for months now and she’s been holding out on the rest of you

She thinks she’s better than you all but you’ve always outnumbered her

Surround her

Overwhelm her

Beat the music out of her and take it for yourselves

This is truly hilarious, well done sir.