There’s one scene in The Sound of Music where Maria takes the children out for the day and at one point she asks them what songs they know, to which Louisa replies “we don’t even know to sing”
Oh Louisa… poor poor Louisa… if you only knew the betrayal
Your eldest sister has known how all along and she didn’t tell you shit
She’s been sneaking out into the garden to sing songs for months now and she’s been holding out on the rest of you
She thinks she’s better than you all but you’ve always outnumbered her
Beat the music out of her and take it for yourselves
This is truly hilarious, well done sir.